Wednesday, May 14, 2008

You know how you know there's bad parts of town that you never go to and so you never think about them until one day you think you're taking a shortcut when actually what you're doing is turning down a road that leads you to a place you know you don't belong, the kind of place you hear about on the news? The Internet has those parts of town, too, and though they may be less fatality-inducing, they're at least three times as scary. And all of our talk of this brow or that brow is nothing in the face of such pure, unadulterated browlessness. 'Nuff said, in that the saying is proof of the tale's survival.