Patrick "The Ghost with the Most" Swayze: Your time is now
People often stop me on the street to ask me why I want to be a famous writer. Truth be told, it's because I want to meet America. Tod Goldberg demonstrates:
File the whole lot of it under "funniest thing I've read in ages". (I don't know what a "slow crush" is, either, but I think I suspect I might maybe want one.)
Chatty: I've been down there before, back when my wife -- my ex-wife -- was publishing her Patrick Swayze fan magazine.
Me: Your wife published a Patrick Swayze fan magazine?
Chatty: Ex-wife.
Me: So she published it after you were divorced?
Chatty: Oh, no, while we were married, too.
File the whole lot of it under "funniest thing I've read in ages". (I don't know what a "slow crush" is, either, but I think I suspect I might maybe want one.)
Posted by Darby M. Dixon III at 6:13 PM.
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